Yes its true

and if you haven’t seen “The Lion King” or “African Wild” wtf are you waiting for?

Rockin’ Dick Glasses during my performance at the Jeffrey Sanker White Party Palm Springs

YEA LAKERS! Game 1 in the bag!
Having such a great week- productivity is my drug of choice.

boo-ya-kasha!

Had such an incredible time at Coachella this year <3 Dr Dre Snoop Dogg and Emimen <3 blew me away- Fake 2pac was pretty chill- kinda freaked me out- but in a good way. Nero’s bass was untouchable- Hasslehoff and I boogied down together to “Crush On You”- Justus went big, one of my all time favorites- Girl talk was cray cray toilet paper flying everywhere naked chicks up on stage stumbling to the beat. The backstage passes saved my digestive system’s life- I give the fish tacos in the VIP area eight thumbs up. Feist was definitely top tree- got to kick it with the pretty lady and the CT fam- shes a dope mamasita, cherrytrees original gangster aka Fesit-T. Nothing tops the wescoast legends legendary performance though - I wish I could go back and do it all again- o wait- I am- this weekend. Halleluja <3 let the good times roll. xo

–Colette

sending a video singing F16 to my FB and I shall reward you with a super soft cCarr t-shit <3

HAHAHAHAHAH my bff from 5th grade made this ridicccccculously hilarious video and needs 6k views to pass her class at Berkley so feel free to watch it again and again. LOL Im dying #makeitgo 4 good grades

horoscopes freak me out when they are super on-point.

Today mine told me to be patient, to slow down and keep myself busy BREATHING while business matters that are TAKING FOREVER continue to TAKE FOREVER. aka I’ve been taking vinyasa yoga also known as dying in an small room with 35 random Pepperdine students while three heaters blast. In all honestly is it even healthy to be breathing the same WARM air as 35+ college students? I doubt it. I developed a curious cough immidiately after the hour and 15 minute class – I dont want to point any fingers but my yogi-toe is pointing directly at the sniffling girl that was farting infront of me.

Farting in yoga classes is a huge issue. I think I’ll take private classes from now on. I understand that yoga is all about letting go - and sometimes releasing gas is a part of that process- but yoga is also about breathing, taking loooong deep breaths, and if you’re stinking up my air you need to chill the fuck out and get to a bathroom before I puke or slap the back of your head. I prefer pilates. or tennis. I’ve been watching so much tennis lately. who saw that girl choke against venis williams? two double faults at match point. that was classic. okay that concludes me a.d.d. proof rant. peace.

p.s. for a limited time only: make a video singing along to one of my songs and I shall send you a soft cCarr t’  #makeitgo

This was suppose to be a baby holding a finger

found this gem on facebook- I was deeply disturbed and really grossed out at first but once I realized that it was meant to capture the innocent and pure moment of a new born holding their daddy’s finger- I bust up laughing. HILARIOUS <3

lots of goodies at me and my sister’s new store at the Palazzo in Vegas ya yayayayaya

Make it Go!!!

Make it Go!!!

Make it Go!!!

Im going back again tomorrow

My sister and I opened Coca-Nico Travel at the Palazzo I’ll update tons of pix via Instagram (cococarrcarr) twitter (@colettecrazy) and facebook (colette carr). Stay sexy people.

My cheeks hurt from a great time at the Chelsea Lately show today, I smiled and laughed for an hour straight, I was really impressed by how natural and real the interviews + conversations were. Kinda strange sitting front row I was basically chilling at the table with them, I almost took a sip of Chelsea’s tea, but you never know what might be in that tea- so I passed..not tryna get buzzed in the middle of the afternoon- I got too many places to go people to see.

Not gonna lie, Chuy is an O.G. pimp and low key sexy. His tiny little hands felt like sea slugs which just enhanced the urge to cuddle with him.

Everyone was extra accommodating and nice- shout out to Ryan and major thanks to Margot for making my monday super special <3 yeeeeeee buddy! dueces

–Colette

p.p.s. happy almost st. patty’s day

Headed to San Diego with nothing but a tooth brush & a bikini.

O please let Mr. Sun shine for me San Deezy I need some gold in my life. Going to meet my sisters new Chinchilla Sundance, I heard he’s soft, but I want to feel for myself. To see exclusive pix check out me + my sis on Instagram @CoCoCarrCarr + @NicoleTaraCarr + check back on the bloggidy-bloggy-blog cause dizz is whurr its attttt foolioz

Sundance better not pee on me, I hate when animals pee on me.

Such a fun girls night! Lolli Pops and “Spice World” <3

sacha baron cohen is my dude!!!!!!

+ I desperately <3 Will Ferrell

dudes be trippin. My friend ryan + a bunch of his homies made a video that really hit home with me + the roomie, why dudes always gotta act like such bitches? E-40 says it best.

******

Hope you had an amazing Valentines Day

The “Valentines Day can Suck a Dick” party was a success, I ate way too many cupcakes and hot cops showed up- *thumbs up* There was a complaint that somebody was on the balcony dancing with underwear on their head…. so yea….grand success… I did manage to burn both batches of nachos tho, o well I make music not hors d’oeuvres *two thumbs up*

Happy Valentines day 2 all of my goers!!! Remember its not about cheap chocolates and STDs- spread LOVE + #MakeItGo

(photo cred Nikko LaMere: cCarr vDay)

Personally I’m having a “Valentines Day can Suck my Dick” party at my place  

I”ll be instagraming + tweeting all night so stay tooned @ColetteCrazy <3 love you guys xoxox

Truth! I jumped on Stage at a Game concert, spit a free-style, and fell in love. Tennis was my crazy rollar coaster ride that led me to the music industry #destiny

“I do believe in destiny, I dont believe in resting these, eyes that keep on wresting me” –Its Real –Colette Carr

“I quote myself” –cCarr

basically what I saw last night at the clubs in AZ…

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spontaneously shot a music video with my boy kev nish for a very heartfelt song that I can’t wait for you guys to hear. This is a pic of Richard Jackson and I on set, having way too much fun as usual. Mega steeze ballzzz.

This was never supposed to make its way on to the world wide web but now that is has, o well, enjoy my jello swag <3 <3

it all starts to add up, continue to push yourself to your full potential, no slacking, and you’ll see exactly what I mean <3 <3 <3

COLETTE CARR – WE DO IT PRIMO (SOCIAL SECURITY REMIX) by PRODUCEDBYSOCIALSECURITY

This is so funky fresh!

Unheard Primo Remix <3 <3 <3

Typical cCarr + Rye Rye: Crank the thermostat to 90 degrees, socks and shoes and scarfs and hats all bundled up snackin on top ramen.

Back Of The Bus- Top Two Slow Songs:

Back Of The Bus- Top Two Booty Shakers:

One of the best flights of my life, after waking up at 4:46am, walking in snow, missing the shuttle + waiting in Disney Land sized lines at the airport, I surprisingly had one of the most peaceful + amazing flights home. I love a little turbulence it makes me smile and we had a lot of it , I was super zzzzz’zoned out and back in L.A. before I could say “Winnipeg”. I was so happy to receive warm loving kisses from my Mr. Pacino as soon as I walked in the door. It feels good to be h.o.m.e. Especially with the Christmas tree up and my sister in town. The weather was absolutely gorgeous and the ocean was violently breathtaking. Tomorrow I shall make Santa some seriously epic cookies- Instagram (cococarrcarr) + twitpix (@colettecrazy) comin your way! <3 Loving all of the new “sex” videos you guys have been posting!!! Tiz the season. Love you all. Sending my best. Stay warm. xozzz

–Colette

I just pissed myself laughing

my favorite purchase of day:

A vintage “sex” ring in honor of my new song out on iTunes (Sex ft. The New Boyz)

Top favorite moments- The CherryTree Pop Alternative tour: Every time I perform Go Ape with FarEastMovement Proh crowd surfs like a champ and somehow gets back on stage just in time for Rocketeer, the energy and exhilaration involved is enough to charge an army of bunnies

Calgary is poppin! Chilin! We’ve got a semi-day-off which means these pink elephant pajamas are staying on as long as possible. Last night we (Natalia, Rye Rye, Stealla) walked the town with a group of local ladies who gaves us the wassup with the wassup. The weather was absolutely devine, the trees were dusted in snow and the sidewalks were outlined with white and puffy. The smallest of our temporary tour guides suggested we go to 17th street cause the boys are really nice there, I asked her to elaborate and she said that the men in Calgary are super sweet and know how to treat a lady like a lady etc etc, just as she was about to finish her sentence this group of tall handsome men approached us and said “Can I ask you a very sensitive question?” “If I smoked you out with purple kush, and you liked it, would you buy some” “no” we all said. He was like “okay okay but how about NDMA, would you buy some” lol I really wish we caught it all on tape the timing was impeccable.

Coincidentally we ended up bumping into the coolest guys in Calgary by a long shot, Greg, Jay and Welschie our tour managers, they are the shit. A couple of cider beers, missy elliot trax and a tower of nachos later we called it a night, good times for sure.

Now Natalia and I are about to hit the shops and do some serious damage, we spotted some vintage gems on our stroll last night so we are about to get “free”. Xmas shopping to the max, I have a feeling her love for shopping will either inspire me and I will rise to the occasion, or I will find myself hiding in the far corner of an ice cream shop with a waffle cone on the verge of vomit thinking to myself “if I have to look at another pair of shoes…..” Who knows. We’ll see…

Happy holidays every1! dont 4get “Sex” ft. the New Boyz is on iTunes