should I or should I not? Humiliate these poor boys that already flopped the flop and flipped the lids. the truth is, we are tired of having to say no, once in a while it would be cool to give our numbers out, right ladies??? So ill write this post off as an experimental “what not to do”, that way I wont feel like such a bitch.

One liners……. Don’t. Work. I encountered one in particular this week that is a definite do not ever ever not even ever ever.
This guy was druuuuuunk, ill give him that, but that’s no excuse. “Wow your a bombshell what’s your name” (creeper nob turns up notch) “colette what’s your name?” “I wanna lick your whole body” ………………………………………………………………………………………………..next.
Unless your Jake Gyllenhaal and your line reading is very different from slursMcGee, that line will NEVER WORK!

Last nights attempter was pretty creative. He started off normal…from San Diego. “O My sister goes to school there.” Boom! He’s in! im engaging in conversation (lol)
Then he takes a turn for the worse “you look like a dominatrix. You look like the kind of girl that would chain me up and whip me” ………………..“your terribly mistaken”
I walk away. 15 minutes later I feel someones nose in my hair. Its him “wow you smell really good”…..I walk away again. 10 minutes later “so do you work?” “Yeah” “O wow independent girl.  youre such a good girl I like that” no comment. “Do you make more than 250 dollars a day?” “sure.” “that’s cool! I make more money than you” “ok” ….in the process of walking away….. again… ” hey what are you doing later? Because my friends cousin is the guitarist of avenge sevenfold and i might be able to introduce you guys.”

I curse the girl that that line would work on.
What a joke. I said “no thanks” and left all together.

Name dropping…..in Santa Monica California…. probably not a good look. Avenge Sevenfold? Who? Ok… anyway…. that guy needs a prescription from Dr. Love a.s.a.p. Heavy doses of swag and manners.

I can’t even really describe the horror of this next guy. O god. Short and sweet. He kept poking me! Constantly! He thought I was so cute and funny that he uncontrollably would lightly karate chop me in the neck! and pushed my arm! Enough was enough, I wad livid. After tolerating him boinking my neck with the side of his hand  for far too long I almost wrecked him. Instead I took a deep breath and bounced.

This is my retaliation. This is my plead…dudes….get your shit together. Youre a mess! No one wants to be licked from head to toe by the guy spitting chicken tenders out of his mouth every other word, no one wants to be poked, blinked or pushed around, and no one…no one! wants to sleep with you in exchange for possibly meeting your friends cousin who plays the guitar in an emo band. ok!?

That’s my take on the situation. That is what not to do. And that’s all folks……be good.

…………….that was my weekend……………………

<3

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‎”Sometimes I color inside the lines, it really depends on the picture”

This is pretty rad:

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Frankmusik – “No I.D.” feat. Colette Carr by Interscope Records

Check out this new Colette Carr Interview HERE!

Shout out to the goers that are sweeter than frosting I love love live:

LMFAO Feat.FM, Lil’ Jon & Colette Carr – Party Rock Ape (DJ vamp superMashup remix) by DJ_Vamp

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NEW CONTEST!!!!!!!!!! 

best goer video gets:

5 primo t-shirts, one will be signed,

5 hard copy sex-sells stay tooned mixtapes,

a crowlette and acherrytree shirt ! ! ! !

♥ ♥ ♥ good luck!

Keep it creative, use any cCarr song & DO YOU! can’t wait to see what you guys come up with! Make it GO! <3

Here are some old goer videos to give you an example/inspire you:

I am going to love each and every one of them <3

Post your video entry on my twitter @ColetteCrazy or on my facebook

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Verse 1: Why dont you step on out of the heap of clouds, Head in the sky tripping out of bounds, so please I beg try to keep it down with your underground cause how it sounds like piss, so I guess that its just main stream. No my names not baby, Mr. wish he was slick is crazy- delusional, can I have a number two the usual, cause I took your shit for so long listened to you bitch and moan on try to convince its mutual. Mr. big head you better think quick ‘for you slip too far, too far, Mr. cant think clearly, but I can’t trip its just who you are.

Verse 2: Tryna start a fight when you take it outside, a-a-a-actin like you like me, Im politely a-a-asking nicely, keep it in your pants and leave it there, never been a chance so be prepared for the slap, thank you very much I make my own slaps now that’ll be enough, stop that cocky blabbin attitude, Im about to back hand smack that little b-town boy straight out of Malibu, Game bumpin “How We Do” fresh like ugh Impala ugh, chrome hydrolics 808 bump a-a-at last trash is trash, dump that piece of dump in the garbage truck.

I had a great time chatting with my OG Goers on the cherrytree chat tonight <3

“hey! I wanted to thank you Colette because everytime I feel really sad or upset or something like that.. I like to listen to We do it primo.. and it always makes me feel better … so thanks a LOT for that your amazing girl ” –Goer

They inspire me to continue inspiring others <3 its a win win. Thank you guys for making it go constantly it means the world to me. Tell your friends to tell their cousins.

Tell mom, grandma, the dog, a unicorn, and a random girl at the nail salon to do it Primo MAD LOVE

–Colette

This dog might be smarter than my x-boyfriend! WOW!

Austin Powers: She’s the village bicycle! Everybody’s had a ride.

I love our quiet Monday nights

“My best friend and I keep blasting cCarr when we drive. Last time some weird guy was dancing with his feet out the window. So awkward.” Gizmo-Goer

This is utterly fantastic- and annoying- I  am in shock, because its kind of insane, yet amazing, but…..Im still digesting….

Now this on the other hand…I totally get. RIP harry potter you shaped us all.

“basically me and all my friends just escaped a downpour in chicago, and the second we entered my apartment, all we wanted was to blast “Delusional”. we’re drinking all the sangria and eating all the ice cream in honor of you tonight ♥” –AB (goer)

Banana + Coffee for breakfast, check the checklist, make sure I dont forget anything, slide the cCarr ring on, grab my polaroid for some exclusive blog pix exude primo vibes + positive energy. Ready for that dang photoshoot people! Rule number one in looking good:, get a great team. Shout out to Amber Brett Reubin Katie Queen S and David (nails). Rule number two: makeup can’t cover everything, so make sure you dont get punched in the face, or a giant hickey. Rule number three: blue steel is out, natural dgaf vibes are in, just do you, dont worry about angels, facial expression, blah blah blah if you got it the camera will find it, and thats that mu-fuckazzzzz. Drink lots and lots of water regardless if you want awesome skin or not, y2k needs to hone their health, we are the future after all. <3 xxoo –Colette

This is just too much

Its Ncredible! Yo! so……… why am I up again? Early AM activities include pilates, hair + makeup and click click click, searching Ebay for some beauty sleep. Ugh the buy now button wont work. I am up up UP listening to INOJ + Ghostown Djs My Boo, looking at old pictures wondering where the time went, then I checked the cushions on the couch, and yup, whaddaya know, I found three dimes a quarter and time, case closed, next time you’re wondering where the time went, check the couch, or the x-boyfriends house, haha, Im metaphorically speaking of course, in an extremely inaccurate manner, because I wasted no time on the couch that my butt currently resides on, I was on that tennis court gettin it in!

Photo shoot tomorrow! Bringing back the old, paving the way for the new, embracing the nowness, stay tooned.

Shout out to the OG goers, you are everything.

I saw you on the Carrpool today and you know how much that means to me. Love you all.

Hot pink kisses

–Colette

I’ve been customizing sneakers since the Tarzan era, its a way to rock your creativity – no jockers- just individuality

NOW If your doubting your artistic abilities– please stop– anyone can mark their mark- for instance, pacino peed on my new mui muis this morning, he marked his mark….errr?…. he was expressing himself? okay really bad example, but give a it whirl its fun, trust. (scroll way way down to see some cCarr custom classix that I designed) +++ heres some inspiration:

Thats embarrassing, a dog can skateboard better than I can. I will say Day 1 was a grand success. I’ve got a long way to go until I can master the Stroy Moyd kick flip but I see no broken bones so hewll yeahyer! Cant wait till Im bombing hill in Malibu, mob status, oli heaven. I’ve been very outdoorsy and active lately, while I should take the rare moments off to catch up on some sleep I prefer stop and go sprints + beach volley ball.

<3 Summer time! We do it Primo! <3

xox

***Thank you for being a friend

Strolling through the set of the “No ID” music video in a cardboard box I find the tiniest cutest puppy, his breath smelled of warm milk as he gently licked my cCarr ring and nose, I loved him. I named him “Dano” after the director, but as fast as he came, he went.

Besides that I hardly remember what happened yesterday, it was a flash of Grease Lightning. I just remember laying down on wet grass with a camera in my face, + on top of the camera hovering inches above my face was a pretty little bumble bee wondering if he should sting my eyelid or not. Its strange, you watch these music videos and you see how beautiful all the girls look, you’d never think a honey bee was about to attack, or that their head was balancing on an orange to get the proper jaw angel. The tricks of hollywood my friends, they never sieze to amaze me. My last look was sewn and chained onto me minutes before they yelled action, everything is last minute double sticked and pinned on. Its awesome. Once again my team came through and took steeze to a whole new galaxy, Amber on hair, Reubin with the Mac-tricks, Brett and Marco handled wardrobe, Rich and Chris got the hips swaying, shouts to Lexa MishMishella Laura McM, Frank, Simon, DJ Eye, and pretty much every other person that was on set, definitely the dancers, and crew, an infinite amount of thank yous’ apply.

Three Cheers go to my sister for driving 6 hours to be there yesterday, and Happy MoFUKIN Birthday Stroy Moyd !!!

Yup you guessed it! Or you just read my twitter! its the morning of the NO ID shoot! Another bowl of oatmeal and its ON! I always have infinite amounts of energy and excitement on video days, even without any beauty rest I still think I look pretty cute in my pink robe right now The mother mermaid is making me tea, and Im wearing my Nike sneakers that I rave about in an earlier blog post in case I might want to take a jog, or sprint, It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had to run full speed to the bathroom at a music video. Last time the producer got stuck in the Andy Gump, true story, a lot of strange things happen, thats what the blogs for, to keep you posted on the stuff you should never hear about <3 Stay tooned, its going to be a long very sandy and greasy day, but I have a feeling Im going to look hot, with or without an ID.

COLETTE CARR ON THE BOBBY D SHOW!

http://thebobbydshow.com/interviews/the-bobby-d-show-interview-with-colette-carr/

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5 consecutive all-nighters is considered a light work week in the music industry yes…true…but the stuff I’ve got cooking up is so exciting I wouldnt be able to rest even if you stuck a lavender scented marshmallow pillow under my head. Ocean showers help keep me refreshed and revived, all hail the Malibu mermaids, they whisper sweet nothings in my ear, every AM we drink english breakfast tea and talk about how the men in LA are sufficiently lacking. Then mr sun, son, mr golden sun, he shines down on me. Our relationship is at the point where we don’t need to say please anymore. A girl really can’t complain, a little delirious yes, but an imagination never hurt nobody. Love u all. Do it primo. I got a lot on my plate, but NO ID

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3  <3

MYSTICAL

MAGICAL

WORLD.

I went on a couples retreat with me myself and I today. Grabbed a book and hit the beach; the ocean was so refreshing and the sun coma I was put in was beyond relaxing. Sleeping on the beach is primo to the maximum. I feel so revived. Malibu Yogurt cookies n’ cream with almonds and chocolate chips 4 the win. Finally enjoying my summer, thanks 405 for giving the LA community a god excuse for a day off, loving it <3

My handsome beautiful baby has grown into such a stallion <3

Typically, making a lightweight shoe means sacrificing stability or cushioning. Footwear can quickly get pushed to the point where it starts to break down. Since Nike’s mission is creating innovation for athletes, the obsession has led to a relentless search for new solutions to old problems. The ultimate running footwear should have everything—cushioning, stability and lightweight performance. Lunarlite foam made this goal a reality. It took nearly four years to get all three, but you could say Lunarlite foam was 36 years in the making.

“It was like running on pillows.”

An excellent purchase, my Nikes are straight up heaven on the run, the missing link between me and my treadmill, creating firm buns all around the world, I love love love them! I was sold before the salesman had a chance to sell them, which made him frustrated, so he sat me down for a quick class; shoe education, annoyed that the technology took nasa over 30 years to develop, and my only reaction was “THERE ARE SO COMFORTABLE!”, he explained that the lunarlite is not only supportive, cushiony but very durable. He pointed out the tiny blue straps on my shoe and informed me that the material used is stronger than kevlar (used to make bullet proof vests) and that one tiny strand could hold up to 300 pounds. Also the superb ventilation made it possible to power walk the streets of san fran all day. No socks on? No problemo. I am so impressed! Im glad I got a little 101 on the time and technology put into my new fav shoes I appreciate them on a whole new level, so much that I felt this post was absolutely necessary. thanks for reading, I gotta run (Ha!) xxooo—ZOOM!

–Colette

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