‘NEW GIRL’

“Because you didn’t set boundaries

As a friend, you can lift a heavy objects, but you can’t drive her to the airport

You can hold the elevator, but only if you see her running down the hallway saying “hey man please can you hold the elevator?”

No picnics, no mini muffins, and never Adele.”

lol too true. Friend zones are so iffy fizzy cray these days- boys and girls, set boundaries, and to all those who love, let thy love be known- Im speaking in my John-Adams-Delivering-Lincoln-Gettysburg-Adress-Speech-Voice of course. 

KISSES TO MY ENEMIES 

–Colette