“Everybody put your hands up like I got a gun.” –Colette Carr
keep it coming keep it coming I got cases by the dozen, cooking up ideas like a brains in the oven
#GoerArt #GoersMakeItGo #MakeItGo #Goer
Pretty damn good!
I think this deserve a Colette Carr Water Gun- what do you think? yes, I think yes. Great job Harmony
genius
tequila-soaked watermelon wedges (with salt please!!)
prep time: 5 mins / total time: 60 mins / serves 4
INGREDIENTS
- 1 small seedless watermelon, red or yellow, quartered and cut into 1-inch-thick wedges
- 1 cup sugar
- 3/4 cup water
- 1/2 cup tequila
- 1/4 cup Triple Sec
- 2 limes, halved or cut into wedges
- Flaked sea salt or coarse salt
DIRECTIONS
- Arrange watermelon in a single layer in two 9-by-13-inch baking dishes. Bring sugar, water, tequila, and Triple Sec to a boil in a small saucepan. Cook, stirring, until sugar dissolves, about 1 minute. Let cool slightly. Pour syrup over watermelon wedges, and refrigerate for at least 45 minutes.
- Remove watermelon from syrup, and arrange on a platter. Squeeze limes over melon, and season with salt.
P.S. 
— use it.
Like I Got A Gun music video
Fun Fact: I accidentally slammed my bare foot in my car door yesterday. I was in a rush, and I was putting my bags on the passenger seat half way in the car when BOOM physics, gravity or WD40 SLAMMED the door shut on to my tiny fragile size 6 foot- I yelled “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK” pretty loud – and continued my day like normal.
None of that matters- because the song doesn’t go “Everybody elevate your foot like the door slammed shut” it goes “Everybody put your hands up like I got a gun” and the video my friends + goers- IS OUT!
Thank you CherryCherryBoomBoom for an Ass-Clap-Tastic-Beat, Thank you Talk Boy TV and chrew for allowing my crazy thoughts to come to life, Thank you Debbie for always having my back, Thank you Deanna (hair) Amber (make-up) Thank you Brett (wardrobe) Thank you nipple ladies, Thank you ass droppers.
Special thank you to my sister for ALWAYS being there for me, she drove out from San Diego to support – Im the luckiest little sister.
AHh This feels like its dragging on, if this was an acceptance speach they would have turned the music on and the mic off. Yet I’m still talking
I wish you guys could have actually seen what went down during the making of, so much drama, poor Mahogany- what she had to go through to transform into a beautiful mermaid, it was almost scarier than an episode of Hoarders. People were fighting and crying and making up and kissing it was a strange 12 hours. I definitely had more fun shooting this video than any other hands down down down down down down down down low low low low low low low.
I feel really boring right now. My foot is throbbing so I can’t think.
Fun Facts:
The banana that made a cameo was organic
My favorite ass was for sure the mocha cheeks in the gold bottoms
The sexy lady washing the CherryTree Car is my best friend since 6th grade
The slip n slide was covered in oil.
First time I jumped into the pool I lost my dress.
Check out the video, spread the link like peanut putter and jelly, spread it wider than a sluts legs. Thanks guys #MakeitGo
“Taking Over The Universe” blog
Colette Carr Drops “Like I Got A Gun”
For those of you who didn’t happen to be on Twitter at the butt-crack of dawn yesterday, you may have missed a special message from Colette Carr. Via Cherry Tree Radio, she dropped a new song called “Like I Got A Gun”. Even more amazingly, she dropped by the chat room to give exclusive details to her dedicated fans.
“Like I Got A Gun” may very well be what Colette’s initial fans have been waiting for. Gone is any trace of pop music, and in it’s place is that raw rap sound that she was famous for on her initial mix tape. The song is very cCarr, keeping her sense of humor, potty mouth, and her Malibu attitude. In the track she commands her fans to put their hands up like she’s “got a gun”. Initially, she said that the song would be a CT Radio exclusive, but later in the day it was put on SoundCloud (thankfully) so that everyone can have the chance to experience it.
Along with the song, Colette made an appearance in the chat room to talk to her fans and tease us all on what is coming up. She said that in the next few months she has two confirmed videos coming out, as well as a possible third soon as well. When questioned on release dates, she stated she wants her fans to be surprised by the songs coming out, and challenged them all to keep their eyes open so they can “make it go” when they drop.
The fans in the chat went crazy with this news. Buzz and speculation about the upcoming songs were going crazy. Due to her friendship with Rye Rye, many people are hoping she does a song with her fellow female rapper. The only feature she confirmed was with Far East Movement’s Kev Nish.
Like I Got A Gun! ! ! ! !
Colette Carr – Like I Got A Gun by CherrytreeRecords
1st off – shout out to LarryFlick and Martin Kierszenbaum for premiering this track on Sirius radio
I shot a music video for it yesterday with Talk Boy TV – some of my closest friends came out to support and get wild with me- a couple goers- and a damn good crew.
The song will be on iTunes in a matter or weeks- and the vid will be posted shortly- so get hyped. Meanwhile- you can bump this bitch on repeat- make goer art- send it to your homies- send it to your homie’s grandmas- but please don’t sing the chorus in an airport or on a plane.
Love you all – xo
–Colette
Malibu Solar Eclipse Sunset
back in ’09
Today I got a text that read “There’s a lunar eclipse at 5, don’t look at it u will go blink k”
So now Im super paranoid to look outside because I am curious to see if I’ll actually go blind – which is probably not something I want to learn the hard way- and I dont trust myself not to look = so I’ve shut all the windows and am watching a Biggy Smalls documentary
Friday Factoid
Cut the log evenly on both sides so it stands up freely. Then cut it into vertical segments most of the way down the length of the log. Stuff in some newspaper into the cracks as deep as you can get it, leaving a wick at the bottom, and light it up.That’s all there is to it—the log burns from the inside out, and you have a simple, handmade stove… #ShitYouLearnOnFacebook p.s. #FollowFriday my ass on twitter @ColetteCrazy and instagram @CoCoCarrCarr
cochella part DUEX!
boo-ya-kasha!
Coachella
Had such an incredible time at Coachella this year <3 Dr Dre Snoop Dogg and Emimen <3 blew me away- Fake 2pac was pretty chill- kinda freaked me out- but in a good way. Nero’s bass was untouchable- Hasslehoff and I boogied down together to “Crush On You”- Justus went big, one of my all time favorites- Girl talk was cray cray toilet paper flying everywhere naked chicks up on stage stumbling to the beat. The backstage passes saved my digestive system’s life- I give the fish tacos in the VIP area eight thumbs up. Feist was definitely top tree- got to kick it with the pretty lady and the CT fam- shes a dope mamasita, cherrytrees original gangster aka Fesit-T. Nothing tops the wescoast legends legendary performance though - I wish I could go back and do it all again- o wait- I am- this weekend. Halleluja <3 let the good times roll. xo
–Colette
F16 lyrics
sending a video singing F16 to my FB and I shall reward you with a super soft cCarr t-shit 
<3
le chat
HAHAHAHAHAH my bff from 5th grade made this ridicccccculously hilarious video and needs 6k views to pass her class at Berkley so feel free to watch it again and again. LOL Im dying #makeitgo 4 good grades
horoscopes freak me out when they are super on-point.
Today mine told me to be patient, to slow down and keep myself busy BREATHING while business matters that are TAKING FOREVER continue to TAKE FOREVER. aka I’ve been taking vinyasa yoga also known as dying in an small room with 35 random Pepperdine students while three heaters blast. In all honestly is it even healthy to be breathing the same WARM air as 35+ college students? I doubt it. I developed a curious cough immidiately after the hour and 15 minute class – I dont want to point any fingers but my yogi-toe is pointing directly at the sniffling girl that was farting infront of me.
Farting in yoga classes is a huge issue. I think I’ll take private classes from now on. I understand that yoga is all about letting go - and sometimes releasing gas is a part of that process- but yoga is also about breathing, taking loooong deep breaths, and if you’re stinking up my air you need to chill the fuck out and get to a bathroom before I puke or slap the back of your head. I prefer pilates. or tennis. I’ve been watching so much tennis lately. who saw that girl choke against venis williams? two double faults at match point. that was classic. okay that concludes me a.d.d. proof rant. peace.
p.s. for a limited time only: make a video singing along to one of my songs and I shall send you a soft cCarr t’ #makeitgo
“Bad tattoo idea of the day.”
This was suppose to be a baby holding a finger
found this gem on facebook- I was deeply disturbed and really grossed out at first but once I realized that it was meant to capture the innocent and pure moment of a new born holding their daddy’s finger- I bust up laughing. HILARIOUS <3
So the weatherman was wrong. It is not raining. Malibu is gorgeous- as always. Fake fact: “drop it like its hot” was written about a baked potato. Sad fact: I always go for the wrong guys. Quote of the day “life is like a box of chocolates” and guess what??? I just ate one, yup…the whole box, because life flies to fast to live it slow. On the balcony enjoying this ridiculous view, about to hit up a family reunion then some local live musica. My dancing shoes are the same shoes I wear to hike, walk, go to lunch, and perform in — Chuck Taylors. If it ain’t broke dont fix it. A.D.D. is real. Peace.
lots of goodies at me and my sister’s new store at the Palazzo in Vegas ya yayayayaya
Make it Go!!!
Make it Go!!!
Make it Go!!!
So fun
Im going back again tomorrow
My sister and I opened Coca-Nico Travel at the Palazzo I’ll update tons of pix via Instagram (cococarrcarr) twitter (@colettecrazy) and facebook (colette carr). Stay sexy people.
pants + jacket = Joy Rich
photo cred: Nikko LaMere
so funny I could hardly Handler <3 ;-)
My cheeks hurt from a great time at the Chelsea Lately show today, I smiled and laughed for an hour straight, I was really impressed by how natural and real the interviews + conversations were. Kinda strange sitting front row I was basically chilling at the table with them, I almost took a sip of Chelsea’s tea, but you never know what might be in that tea- so I passed..not tryna get buzzed in the middle of the afternoon- I got too many places to go people to see.
Not gonna lie, Chuy is an O.G. pimp and low key sexy. His tiny little hands felt like sea slugs which just enhanced the urge to cuddle with him.
Everyone was extra accommodating and nice- shout out to Ryan and major thanks to Margot for making my monday super special <3 yeeeeeee buddy! dueces
–Colette
p.p.s. happy almost st. patty’s day
The Whales Vagina
Headed to San Diego with nothing but a tooth brush & a bikini.
O please let Mr. Sun shine for me San Deezy I need some gold in my life. Going to meet my sisters new Chinchilla Sundance, I heard he’s soft, but I want to feel for myself. To see exclusive pix check out me + my sis on Instagram @CoCoCarrCarr + @NicoleTaraCarr + check back on the bloggidy-bloggy-blog cause dizz is whurr its attttt foolioz
Sundance better not pee on me, I hate when animals pee on me.
SPICE UP YOUR LIFE
Such a fun girls night! Lolli Pops and “Spice World” <3
Yea Oscars!
sacha baron cohen is my dude!!!!!!
+ I desperately <3 Will Ferrell
Story of my life….
dudes be trippin. My friend ryan + a bunch of his homies made a video that really hit home with me + the roomie, why dudes always gotta act like such bitches? E-40 says it best.
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Hope you had an amazing Valentines Day
The “Valentines Day can Suck a Dick” party was a success, I ate way too many cupcakes and hot cops showed up- *thumbs up* There was a complaint that somebody was on the balcony dancing with underwear on their head…. so yea….grand success… I did manage to burn both batches of nachos tho, o well I make music not hors d’oeuvres *two thumbs up*
Happy Valentines day 2 all of my goers!!! Remember its not about cheap chocolates and STDs- spread LOVE + #MakeItGo
(photo cred Nikko LaMere: cCarr vDay)
Personally I’m having a “Valentines Day can Suck my Dick” party at my place
I”ll be instagraming + tweeting all night so stay tooned @ColetteCrazy <3 love you guys xoxox
Bada-Bing-Bada-Bang
Truth! I jumped on Stage at a Game concert, spit a free-style, and fell in love. Tennis was my crazy rollar coaster ride that led me to the music industry #destiny
“I do believe in destiny, I dont believe in resting these, eyes that keep on wresting me” –Its Real –Colette Carr
“I quote myself” –cCarr
lol this is hilarious
basically what I saw last night at the clubs in AZ…
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